This is why you need a 600 Mercedes, made from lead and asbestos and concrete and VOCs and other stuff, that won't fail under any circumstances.

Just get a https://www.okaaustralia.com/

Ugly AF but artisanal and robust.

( Just avoid the original third gen versions from late 1980s (?) that offshored the assembly )

2012 Bus configuration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fchq6F-gKkQ

Nothing can beat the 600 Mercedes for cachet though. Look at the list of owners: Idi Amin, Ceauşescu, Saddam Hussein, F.W.de Klerk, Papa Doc, Mugabe, Brezhnev, Tito, Mao, Kim Il-Sung, Ferdinand Marcos, Deng Xiaoping, Mobutu, Jean-Bédel Bokassa, Mubarak, Berlusconi, Pablo Escobar, Jeremy Clarkson, nothing will ever come close to that.

Any respect I had for you was lost when you dragged the reputation of world leaders with the inclusion of that failed farmer :(