I feel like dividing the outcomes into just two buckets of "direct cause of permanent death" versus "everything else" isn't the ideal way to approach routine decisions about what to eat. :p

("This cardboard is unlikely to kill me, sooooo...")

> ("This cardboard is unlikely to kill me, sooooo...")

Yeah, but it ain't much fun to eat, either?

You just need to wrap it in spicy rodent tape...

Both probably higher than taking the subway to work.