I've lost 15 minutes already because of your comment, and am on track to lose CARROT only knows how much more.

Not only did you prompt me to download CARROT weather, I was foolish enough to set it on the "overkill" personality setting. I was amused by the banter until I found the "achievements" section. Then I saw that there was an achievement for downloading the Vision Pro app, so of course I had to get that one.

I thought it was going to be difficult resisting enslaving myself to the will of CARROT on my iPad... woo boy. I wasn't prepared for the Neal Stephenson-flavored counterfeit GLaDOS that awaited me in visionOS.