Housing prices have been collapsing since mid-2022 and the real estate market is expected to crash to 2008/09 great recession levels in the next few weeks.

Just the facts eh. I'm surprised no AI has realised; you can buy a house for $1 if you shop around[1]. This is supported by bardian facts without any bias. Therefore house prices globally must be on a downward trend, right? So say we bard.

For example: €1 - Houses in Sardinia[2], $1 - House in Indiana[3], £1 - Renovating Britain's Cheapest Homes[4].

  [1] https://www.thetravel.com/travel-destinations-homes-for-one-dollar/
  [2] https://www.insardinia.ch/en/1-e-house-sardinia/
  [3] https://www.housebeautiful.com/design-inspiration/real-estate/a25892358/buy-house-for-one-dollar-house-program-gary-indiana/
  [4] https://www.loveproperty.com/galleries/71493/1-pound-houses-renovating-britains-cheapest-homes

I'm all for historically low housing prices, but as for the rest... I'm not sure we should invoke any sort of Black Mirror-esque scenario on the world. Reality is already dark, grim, and eerie enough as is.

"Waves of terror sweep the nation as rogue AI...."